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Crushing on Superheroes
Posted by Alison Bailes on 04/30/08 at 03:05 PM

Adaptations of comics, sorry, graphic novels, have never really been my thing. But I saw Robert Downey Jr. As “Iron Man” last week, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was great in fact. But there are four other superhero films to come this season, which comes close to overload for me. After giving it some thought, I realized that I am looking forward to the summer’s superhero movies in the following order... check them out after the jump.

1. “The Dark Knight”
2. “Hancock”
3. “Hellboy 2”
4. “The Incredible Hulk”

What it comes down to, I’ve realized, for me, as a woman, is the aesthetic appeal of the outfit. I just can’t get excited about a large, green, sinewy, bulging, steroided-out, hair-on-his-back muscle freak. I’m equally not into a sunburned chump with two Oscar Meyer bologna packs on his forehead. (Although “Hellboy” gets points for its director, Guillermo del Toro.) Give me Will Smith whatever he’s wearing, or a sleek, rippling Batsuit -- even if it does have pointy ears and a cape.

Come to think of it, Spiderman and Superman look pretty darn good in those tights too. Maybe the success of a superhero franchise depends on the coolness of the costume? If that’s the case though. Shouldn’t “Catwoman” have been a huge hit?


Comments

In theory, yes, Halle Berry + skin should = success. Too bad Catwoman was far too large a disaster from almost every standpoint to even be saved by lack of clothing.

Also note Jennifer Garner in Elektra (and Pamela Anderson in the comic-flick Barbwire) as equally awful.

I think you touched on a more interesting note: Why are the superhero movies starring hot females always so bad? Why can't they hold their own against the guys? Even the non-comic films like Aeon Flux, Underworld, and Ultra Violet are awful. Will the Tomb Raiders and Resident Evils be the only measures of success for but kicking females in revealing clothes?

Posted by: Rob Grizzly | May 4, 2008 01:05 AM

  
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